<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">I'm certain there's a good Italian joke somewhere in there for us.If it was up to me, I'd fit you for a nice pair of cement shoes and see you swim with the fishes.
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">I guess you never heard about the Romans.Originally posted by Sea Gull:
Then why did it take so many generations for the Italians to crown one of their own? Why were they ruled by Austrians and then Napoleon and then Austria again?
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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">I guess you never heard about the Romans.</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Temporary anomaly.Originally posted by travelinman:
</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Sea Gull:
Then why did it take so many generations for the Italians to crown one of their own? Why were they ruled by Austrians and then Napoleon and then Austria again?
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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">The worst Itialian is better than the best Corsican</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Then why did it take so many generations for the Italians to crown one of their own? Why were they ruled by Austrians and then Napoleon and then Austria again?Originally posted by Sea Gull:
</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by travelinman:
</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Sea Gull:
I have the utmost respect for Italians. Every one should employ one in their garden. or kitchen. or as a driver...
[img]graemlins/smarty.gif[/img] </font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Holy cow...I was laughing so hard my eyes were watering <font size="1">sorry trav</font>...until this post. [img]graemlins/whatever.gif[/img]
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<font color="#000002" size="1">[ June 04, 2004 08:31 AM: Message edited by: jdf ]</font>
By the way...
Q: What would you say to an Italian in a three piece suit?
A: "Would the defendent please rise?"
ooops. Did I just answer a question wiht a question?
Q: What do you call an Italian with an IQ of 30?
A: An intellectual.
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by jdf:
By the way...
Q: What would you say to an Italian in a three piece suit?
A: "That's a big gun you have under your jacket sir."
ooops. Did I just answer a question wiht a question?
I always thought the "big gun" was the one they carried in their trousers.... [img]eek.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/smarty.gif[/img]
<font color="#000002" size="1">[ June 04, 2004 08:59 AM: Message edited by: jdf ]</font>
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">That's true, but we don't talk about it much. No need to brag.Originally posted by jdf:
I always thought the "big gun" was the one they carried in their trousers.... [img]eek.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/smarty.gif[/img]
<font color="#000002"><font size="1">[ June 04, 2004 08:59 AM: Message edited by: jdf ]</font></font>
I'm German. And there's really nothing funny about Germans.
Though I did hear a comedian tell this joke, but it's German/Chinese:
I went to this new German/Chinese. The food was good, but an hour after I ate I felt like persecuting someone.
<font color="#000002" size="1">[ June 04, 2004 11:20 AM: Message edited by: reason ]</font>
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